Melrose Place is a really good show

so I've been working out at the clubhouse every night and each night this girl beats me there. So instead of watching the Olympics while I run, I am subjected to the crap shows that this girl watches, i.e., Keeping up with the Kardashins and Gossip Girl. These shows are so bad and nasty, they make 90210 and Melrose Place look like My Turn on Earth.