stay golden, pony boy, stay golden

I renounce my master genius status. Tonight, I thought I would get aaron with the taped-to-destroy-kitchen-sink-sprayer-thingie-ploy. So I taped the spray handle into pure-destruction mode, then I went on with cleaning the kitchen. Only I forgot that I taped the hose, and drenched myself...twice. The second time, it unloaded all over kitchen. Yeah! I'm that retarded! Aaron just informed me that I achieved full Patsy Status with this ultimate backfire tonight. Now I just need to microwave a potato for like 40 minutes till it blows up the microwave and then my transformation will be complete. Seriously, I suck today. swine sprayer-ploy.