the 5 D's of dodgeball

Dodge, duck, dip, dive and....dance. It's raining/snowing today. So the ladies and I had a death by dodgeball grudge match (while listening/dancing to Does It Offend You, Yeah). We have these really soft balls that no matter how hard you throw them, they don't hurt. Is it wrong to take pleasure in smacking your children in the face with a ball? The answer is no, no it is not wrong; it is utterly right.